Perhaps you thought to be carved in butter, you’d need to get cast as Superman or drawn into a Dr. Seuss-authored book or win the triple crown of golf (or whatever the actual golf term is for winning a bunch of matches or whatever the golf term is for matches. Golf is not my game, obviously).

Wrong you are. The Midwest Dairy Association has created a Facebook app to “Butter-fy” yourself. Covered in melty-drippy deliciousness  – seriously, the designers had way too much fun with the butter motif – the app lets you choose a butter look and fair locale. And you can use any photo you’ve uploaded to Facebook. It’s all very slick. Just like our favorite corn topper.